Walking Tacos

There once was a taco that wanted to walk. He tried to make his legs out of Doritos. Everyday he practice walking, but every time the result was the same he fell and broke all four of his legs. Then one day he was listening to the song Remember The Name and got pumped up. He started building new legs out of lettuce, cheese, and Doritos. This time they were stronger then ever. He stood up and started to walk. He was the first taco to ever walk. Jim-the walking taco- was walking around and he got to far from home. Along came the great big giant, who was hungry. So he picked up Jim and ate him. That was the very end of Jim the walking taco.